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Exciting new job oppurtunity everybody!

  • Apr. 12th, 2007 at 8:39 AM
lamassu
WANTED: Scapegoat with high threshold for pain,
low self-esteem to act as mouthpiece/puppet for Bush war.
Must be willing to provide "guidance" to the President,
in the form of stating to him what he already wants to do
so that he can say he was listening to his War Czar. Must be able to take
responsibility for mistakes and disasters. Must be prepared to be fired
suddenly and without warning.

You must supply your own anal lube though.

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