oh my gawd oh my gawd! I can't believe this is happening, the toothless jackasses in Congress finally grew a pair of balls and proceeded to whap them over the collective heads of the bush administration (WOOOOOOO!!) They're currently teabagging Karl Rove by approving a subpoena for him (this will be the FIRST TIME ANY MEMBER OF THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION TESTIFIES BEFORE CONGRESS UNDER OATH!!)

Is it pertaining to our illegal occupation of a sovereign nation?

Don't be daft!! The American Empire will occupy Iraq until Americans eventually accept it as part of the authoritarian rule by our neo-conservative overlords! (duh!) 

Will the 8 attorneys fired by Lord Gonzalez get their jobs back?

Why?  We already have perfectly good lawyers there, that have pledged their allegience to Bush and his new world order!
'Due process' and a 'fair and speedy trial' are now things of the past!

Will Karl Rove pay for his crimes against the Constitution and the American people?

Now that's just a stupid question!  Moving on.

Then why the hell does it matter if Karl Rove or any member of the Bush Administration for that matter, gets subpoened or not?

Because at this point of stage where our democracy and way of life are literally wasting away and rotting into an unholy empire of hatred and bigotry, it's refreshing to see ANY ONE member of the Bush Administration be held accountable for ANYTHING!  I don't even care anymore, there are so many atrocities committed against our Constitution by the Bush Administration, Congress may as well just pick one out of a hat!

In fact, Karl Rove may never actually TESTIFY before Congress, because King Georgie the Tyrant has already declared he will fight this subpoena and take it to the Supreme Court, where it will get bounced back and forth by a bunch of flustering beaurocrats thus delaying it indefinetly.  At least, though, there's still some fight in the American people and their representatives to hold the Bush Administration accountable for... SOMETHING.